Tuesday, April 11, 2006

"The Real Acme"

Normally, I restrict this blog to matters of environmental law -- endangered fish, polluted water, nasty chemicals, etc. However, when I see a particularly interesting and provocative writing on another area of the law, I will link to it if I feel it has great social import. Today I feature a disquisition on the finer points of tort law by one Mr. Iowahawk.


"Once upon a time in the postwar, before the advent of EPA and OSHA and the Consumer Products Safety Commission and weenies in bike helmets and multilingual warning stickers on stepladders, crazy people walked this earth. Good, fun-loving Americans who knew that "instructions" were something you threw in the trash along with the empty Falstaff bottles. A halcyon era filled with manly men who savored the wholesome virtues of a rugged game of un-seatbelted automotive chicken. "Where did they all go? Perhaps it was the feminization of culture, or the rise of litigation, or the cumulative toll of various maimings. All I know is that entire industries were once devoted to sating their demand: tether lawn mowers. Home blowtorches and 110 electric welders. Oly party balls. And for the kids, Jarts and clackers and Thing Makers and M-80s. But there is one name that stands alone at the apex of the daredevilry supply industry: the Turbonique Company of Orlando, Florida."
Read the whole thing.